I once had a pet orange tree named heraldo. my mom got mad at me once and killed heraldo by putting him outside in the snow.
  • mattressblowoutsale:

    ratsputin:

    deanwinchestersshortshorts:

    stability:

    The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it

    the grinch isn’t a good example of a child successfully being brought up by homosexuals 

    He saved a whole town from a corrupt capitalist institution and singlehandedly took down every prominent member of the whoville bourgeoisie all in one night

    I think it’s an excellent example

    he was green and stole everybodys gifts and was mean for most of the time

    (Source: stability, via barebackinq)

  • I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back

    (Source: ssarahmanning, via rejectment)

  • sugarspicenotallnice:

    ask-gallows-callibrator:

    IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

    Yes

    (Source: spoopytodd, via mimparvin)

  • 3tno:

    rubyetc:

    I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

    What would the first four look like all together because that’s me basically all the time

    (Source: rubyetc, via nigeah)

  • the-manneh:

    How I feel?! Well, this pretty much sums it up

  • Once upon a time in Brazil’s locker room…

    (Source: thosecurlssss, via thosecurlssss)