your ass is grass

my mother would like me more if I had a dick between my legs.
ODD CONFESSION: I find youn AND old Jeff Goldblum attractive.

(Source: vinebox, via sunrise6am)

Me masturbating to porn

  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth

kaiwoladan:

  • Do not shame sex workers
  • Do NOT shame sex workers
  • Do NOT SHAME SEX WORKERS
  • dO nOT SHAme SEx WorkErs
  • do not shame sex workers

That means don’t shame

  • escorts
  • call girls
  • strippers
  • exotic entertainers
  • exotic dancers
  • prostitutes
  • sugar babies
  • cam girls/cam models
  • phone sex operators
  • kink cater-ers
  • Anyone who gets paid for a sexual service whether it be using their sex appeal, preforming a sexual act, giving an 8 course intercourse

DO NOT SHAME SEX WORKERS

(via unfriendlyblackandhot)

lickgold:

I love any shape on a woman’s body, they are so beautiful and so cute in their own way. Soft and delicate!
You would have to be a real awful person to bring someone to tears for how their skin wraps around their soul

(via bigbootysara35)

andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

(via grilledcheezed)